Tyler Kimmet, 11, of Spokane is a fan of Northwest Christian (and of "Napoleon Dynamite"). He took some time Thursday night to step away from the games and answer some of our burning questions. Thanks, Tyler.

Do you own a liger?

No.

Do you have any sweet skills?

I can talk like Donald Duck! (This was no softball interview; I made him prove it. And he can, in fact, talk like Donald Duck.)

Do you know any freakin' idiots?

Ha! Yeah, these guys ... (motioning to the three buddies he was sitting with)

How are your moves on the dance floor?

I suck at dancing. (He seemed earnest. I didn't make him prove this one.)

Do you believe that, given the proper application of electricity to a specially grown crystal, that you could open up a wormhole and use it to travel back in time?

No.

What is the best tater tot condiment?

Barbecue sauce. Because it's like my favorite sauce. I put it on everything.

Bonus 7th question: What do you like best about State B?

You get to scream at people without them knowing it's you.

nice tk