Stupid sister tricks

I just got a call from my sister in Arizona saying she reads my blog. I have to give her credit for being my first junk sister. We used to share a room full of junk and we were always planning a big makeover.
On the day we moved into our turn-of-the-century craftsman-style house I wanted to see if the sconces on the wall were for lightbulbs or candles. So, I climbed up on a chair and stuck my finger in one of the fixtures. Turns out they were wired. I got a good jolt that knocked me off the chair and my sister got a good laugh. We'll see who gets the last one...