Lunch Specials (3/26/04):

Worked thru the lunch hour, so you'll have to settle for leftovers. But they're tasty:

1. Ralph Reed, the former boyish leader of the Christian Coalition who turned Georgia from Democrat to Republican, is working his magic again. Click here.

2. Liberals scream like stuck pigs when you criticize their ideas or, if they happen to be a certain Most Liberal Senator Running for Prez, their hairdo and/or votes. They'll whine: You're so mean. Well, they don't mind meanspiritness themselves. In fact, in his new digs, National Demo Poohbah Terry McAwful has a doormat with Dubya's face on it. Click here.

3. What does a hard-core Indian activist, like Russell Means, do when he realizes The Left has failed him? He turns to Dubya's party. Click here.

4. Misanthropic Florence King (one of my all-time personal favorites) figured eight years ago that gays would try to rush the altar. She's a hoot. Click here.

5. Dubya's a little ahead of Demo John Kerry in most national polls (although Zogby, the one that counts, has 'em dead even). You can find the impact that Ralph Nader's having on the race here.