A Rose Has Many Other Names:

Hey, you weren't fired or downsized, you simply were part of a ``negative employee retention.'' Doesn't that make you feel better? And to make you feel better still -- and get a few chuckles -- here's columnist John Leo commenting on today's euphemisms, including Janet Jackson's infamous ``wardrobe malfunction.''

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